|First Appearance||"The Friar's Club"|
|Portrayed By||Lisa Arch|
Connie (played by Lisa Kushell now Lisa Arch) was Cosmo Kramer’s Mafia girlfriend in The Friar's Club. She was arrested for trying to kill Kramer. She was unsuccessful in calling her lawyer, Jackie Chiles, to meet her at the station. Jackie told Connie, “I don’t want nothing to do with it.” He then hung up on her, ending the episode.