• "So we order lunch and we're talking. Finally she blurts out how it's not working. So as she's saying this I'm thinking, 'Great, the relationship's over and the egg salad's on the way.' So now I've got the decision - do I walk or do I eat? ... Sat there for twenty minutes chewing. Staring at each other in a defunct relationship." - George
  • "One day you'll beg me to make your own pie." - Kramer
  • "I'd rather lie to him for the rest of my life than [disappoint him] again. He was crying! Tears! Accompanied by mucus." - Jerry
  • "You made a man cry? I've never made a man cry. I even kicked a guy in the groin once and he didn't cry...I got the cab." - Elaine
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