A nonvite, as called by Jerry, or an unvitation, as called by Elaine, is an invitation that's received by a person for an event that's to take place in such a short time, the person who received the invitation probably can't make it.
- In Elaine's case, she received an invitation to Sue Ellen Mischke's wedding. She received the letter just one week before the wedding, which is in India.
"That's not the point. The wedding is in one week. I got this letter today."
"So you think it's a nonvite?"
"It's an unvitation."
- Elaine and Jerry