A' n'onvite, as called by Jerry, or an unvitation, as called by Elaine, is an invitation that's recieved by a person for an event that's to take place in such a short time, the person who recieved the invitation probably can't make it.
- In Elaine's case, she recieved an invitation to Sue Elien Mischke's wedding. She recieved the letter just one week before the wedding.
"That's not the point. The wedding is in one week. I got this letter today."
"So you think it's a nonvite?"
"It's an unvitation."
- Elaine and Jerry