Sam is a woman with whom Elaine Benes worked at the J. Peterman Catalog; she made her only appearance in "The Summer of George". She walks without moving her arms; Elaine states that she walks as if she's "carrying invisible suitcases". She catches Elaine mocking her and proceeds to trash her entire office and subsequently leaves Elaine a number of threatening voicemails. She is last seen taking physiotherapy to learn how to move her arms, along with George who is trying to walk again after being injured. Sam was portrayed by Molly Shannon.