• "What did you get on your SATs?" - Elaine
  • "It varies." - George

  • "Maybe the test was gender-biased. You know, a lot of questions about hunting and testicles." - Jerry

  • "You should have seen the look on her face! It was the same look that my father had when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist." - George
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