Quotes[]
- "Hey look at naked people!" - Elaine
- "You ask me here to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine and then tell me you're not in the mood for details? Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!" - George
- "See, that's why I don't have cable in my house, because of that naked station. If I had that in my house I would never turn it off. I wouldn't sleep, I wouldn't eat. Eventually firemen would have to break through the door, they'd find me sitting there in my pajamas with drool coming down my face." - George
- "Oh I hate to hear this [Jerry being too mature to surrender explicit sexual details]. That kind of growth really irritates me." - George
- "Well, I'll tell you, though, it was really passionate." - Jerry "Better than before?" - George "She must have taken some kind of seminar or something." - Jerry
- "You don't understand, I'm in a very delicate position. Whatever [present] I give [Elaine] she's going to be bringing in experts from all over the country to interpret the meaning behind it." - Jerry
- "Cash? You got me cash? ... Who are you my uncle?" - Elaine's reaction to the present Jerry decided on